♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
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♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HEATHCLIFF, THE NEXT TIME I CATCH YOU IN HERE,
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
NOW, STAY OUT!
HEY!
HEY, WE GOT TO FIND HEATHCLIFF.
YEAH. HERE HE COMES NOW, HECTOR.
WHERE?
HEATHCLIFF IS RIGHT HERE, HECTOR.
[LAUGHING]
HEATHCLIFF, IT'S YOUR POP.
HE'S BEING MOVED TO THE MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON ON THE ISLAND.
Wordsworth: YOUR POP'S IN FOR SOME HARD KNOCKS.
NO ONE'S EVER ESCAPED OFF "THE ROCK."
THE PRISON BARGE LEAVES IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.
IF WE'RE GOING TO SEE YOUR POP OFF AT THE DOCK,
LET'S PUT IT IN GEAR AND RUN, NOT WALK.
THERE GOES MY DEAR, SWEET OLD POP.
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES,
HE'LL BE TOSSED IN HIS TINY CELL,
AND THEY'LL THROW AWAY THE KEY.
♪ NOBODY KNOWS
♪ THE TROUBLES I'VE SEEN
[CRYING]
I'VE JUST GOT TO GET MY POP OUT OF THAT TERRIBLE PLACE.
I GOT IT!
I'LL GET MYSELF ARRESTED,
AND THEN WE'LL BREAK OUT TOGETHER.
UH, MAD COLLIE, GET ME SOME MORE TOOTHPICKS.
THIS ONE'S GETTING STALE.
RIGHT AWAY, BOSS.
MAN, THIS IS THE LIFE.
HEATHCLIFF, TAKE IT EASY.
IF I'M GOING TO GET ARRESTED,
I'VE GOT TO DO A GOOD JOB OF IT.
LOOK, HEATHCLIFF!
I WON THE LOTTERY!
[LAUGHING]
HERE'S THE WINNING TICKET.
I'M TAKING A CRUISE!
OH, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO MAKE THEMSELVES AT HOME.
ALL RIGHT!
FISHIES.
LEAVE THOSE FISHES ALONE.
WE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
THERE'S GOT TO BE AN EASIER WAY
TO GET MY POP OFF OF THAT ISLAND.
YOU GO FIRST. I'LL FOLLOW.
BUT, HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE THE LEADER.
UH, I'M GETTING SEASICK.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO FIRST.
LET ME GET A RUNNING START.
BOO!
[SPLASH]
[GIGGLING]
[BUBBLING]
[SNARLING]
RIDE 'EM, SHARKY!
OH!
HOP ON, GUYS.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
YAAH!
MY POOR OLD POP'S WASTING AWAY
IN HIS TINY LITTLE PRISON CELL,
AND YOU TURKEYS WANT TO PLAY IN THE SAND.
WHO'S NEXT TO CHALLENGE THE CHAMP?
AIN'T ONE OF YOU GOT THE NERVE TO PLAY WITH THE CHAMP?
AH, THIS PLACE AIN'T NO FUN.
SOME TOUGH CHARACTERS.
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PUSSYCATS.
AHA!
LET'S GIVE THE SLINGSHOT A TRY.
MUNGO, YOU FIRST.
UH, ME?
YEP.
WHOA!
WE NEED MORE STRETCH.
WORDSWORTH, YOU'RE NEXT.
[LAUGHING]
TOUGH LUCK, WORDSWORTH.
WHOA!
[CRASH]
ALMOST...
ALMOST.
[IRISH ACCENT] BEGORRA, IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR YOU.
RIGHT HERE IN ME HAND, I GOT YOUR RELEASE PAPERS.
YOU MEAN, I'M OUT OF THIS DUMP?
THAT YOU ARE, ME BOY,
THOUGH I'LL WAGER YOU'LL BE BACK SOON.
YOU NEVER FAIL ME.
YAAH!
WE CAN'T CRASH THIS PRISON.
MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IN.
I DON'T NEED YOU CLOWNS ANYWAY.
NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME FROM GETTING MY POP OUT OF THERE.
WELL, SO LONG, JAILBIRDS.
GEE, WON'T HEATHCLIFF BE SURPRISED
THAT HIS OLD POP IS OUT?
HEY, MAD COLLIE.
YOU SEEN MY POP ANYWHERE?
HE JUST GOT OUT. HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SEE...
YOU!
OH, NO! I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
YOU MEAN MY BOY JUST BROKE INTO PRISON
TO SEE HIS POOR OLD POP?
YOU GOT IT, POPS.
IF I KNOW MY BOY,
HE'S PROBABLY GOT THEM EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF HIS HAND.
PRISON FOOD STINKS.
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
CAN'T BE DONE!
EVEN YOUR OLD MAN COULDN'T BREAK OUT OF THIS JOINT.
HEY, THIS FOOD MAY STINK,
BUT I GOT AN IDEA HOW IT MAY GET ME OUT OF HERE.
HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
ALL I NEED'S A DIVERSION,
AND THIS PIE'S PERFECT.
[SPLAT]
[GROWLING]
SLIPPING OUT OF HERE IN ALL THIS CONFUSION
SHOULD BE A PIECE OF PIE.
I'M INNOCENT, INNOCENT I TELL YA!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.
WARDEN WILL BE BACK TOMORROW.
WE'LL SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT.
TOMORROW?
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
SURE IS TOUGH FINDING A JOB AROUND HERE.
HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOU GUYS GETTING ME A TOOTHPICK?
AH, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, YOUR FLUNKIES?
YEAH. GET YOUR OWN TOOTHPICKS.
GEE, I WAS HAVING MORE FUN IN PRISON.
WELL, THAT SETTLES IT. I GOT TO GET ARRESTED.
I CAN'T STAND IT OUT HERE!
IF I BREAK THE WINDOW OF THE FISH MARKET,
I'LL GET ARRESTED FOR SURE.
OH, NO. SHATTERPROOF GLASS!
YIKES!
WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET ARRESTED IN THIS TOWN?
WELL, HOLD IT, BUSTER.
JAYWALKING IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE IN THIS TOWN.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
ARRESTED? AT LAST!
OH, BOY!
HOME.
Heathcliff: POP!
HEATHCLIFF!
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, SON.
DON'T WORRY, POP.
I'LL HAVE YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.
[LAUGHING]
[HUMMING]
[STRAINING]
YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK, RIFFRAFF?
TRUST ME.
DO YOUR THING, WORDSWORTH.
WHEN I'M THE ARTIST, YOU JUST CAN'T MISS.
[HUMMING]
THIS THING'S TOUGHER THAN A STEEL-BELTED RADIAL!
Mungo: MMM! THIS IS YUMMY.
Riffraff: HEY, HECTOR, PASS THE SALT.
[GROWLING]
Hector: MAN, I JUST LSTEAK!
[GROWLING]
HEY, MAN. I THINK THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR PLAN.
THERE SURE IS.
COWABUNGA!
FACE IT, LEROY.
YOU'RE OUTMATCHED, OUTNUMBERED, AND OUT OF LUCK.
Leroy: I'M GOING TO USE MY BRAINS AND FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO GET YOU GUYS.
BOY, HE'S REALLY DESPERATE NOW.
[LAUGHING]
IT'S TIME TO DIVIDE AND CLOBBER.
LET'S SEE...
[IMITATING MUNGO] DUH! DUHH!
THAT'S IT.
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL!
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT?
[LOUDER] WHAT'S THAT?
THERE'S NO NEED FOR YELLIN', YOU MELON.
IT'S A TRACTOR.
OH.
Leroy, imitating Mungo: DUH! DUHH!
HEY, YOU GUYS.
DUH, NOW I'M GOING TO TEACH YOUSE GUYS A LESSON.
MUNGO, ARE YOU NUTS?
WHAT'S THE GAME, PIGEON-BRAIN?
DUH, THE GAME'S CALLED WHOOPS-A-DAISY.
WHOOPS...
A-DAISY.
OK, JOKE'S OVER, MUNGO.
WHOOPS...
OH, NO! NO!
[SCREAMING]
THANK GOODNESS WE ONLY GOT THE "WHOOPS" AND NOT THE...
A-DAISY!
[LAUGHING]
HI, GUYS!
MUNGO, YOU'RE DOOMED.
YOU'RE DOOMED!
AH, PERFECT!
[HUMMING]
BETTER WATCH OUT, MUNGO.
HECTOR AND WORDSWORTH ARE OUT TO CLOBBER YOU.
NAH. HECTOR AND WORDSWORTH ARE MY BUDDIES.
THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT.
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
[LAUGHING]
OK, I WON'T.
HI, GUYS!
[SNARLING]
HUH?
[SNARLING]
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
I'M LEAVING.
GOOD RIDDANCE.
DON'T BOTHER TO WRITE, DWIGHT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
IN 7 WORDS OR LESS,
MUNGO'S THE NERD WHO CAUSED THE MESS.
WE DECLARED HIM "FELINA NON GRATA,"
CAT NOT WELCOME.
MUNGO? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
WELL, LET'S CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.
AH, THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE.
NOW WAIT TILL RIFFRAFF TRIES
TO USE THIS CRANE.
Hector: WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT A BUDDY LIKE RIFFRAFF?
YEAH. HE'S A FRIEND TO THE END.
HUH. NOT LIKE SOME GUYS WE KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. HANG ON!
MY MIND WORKS IN WONDERFUL WAYS.
HEY, RIFFRAFF. QUIT FOOLING AROUND.
HEH HEH HEH.
RIFFRAFF, CUT IT...
OU-OU-OUT!
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
WHO-OO-OA!
3...
2...
1...
FIRE!
MOMMY!
YAAH!
AAH!
WHOA! WHO-OO-OA!
WHO-OO-OA!
OHH! OHH!
LET'S GET RIFFRAFF.
THAT'S A BIG LAUGH.
WE CAN'T TAKE RIFFRAFF.
I DON'T CARE.
HEY,
LISTEN, FELLAS.
I'M SORRY, BUT--
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SORRY YOU'RE GOING TO BE.
OUCH!
HEY, WHY'D YOU KICK ME?
KICK YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GENE?
[LAUGHING]
LIKE THIS!
YEOW!
WHY YOU...
DUH, HEY YOU GUYS.
I THOUGHT MAYBE...
YOU?! YOU?!
ENOUGH!
YOU?! YOU?! YOU?!
REOWR!
MEOWRR!
REEOWWR!
OOPS.
Riffraff: STOP!
ARE YOU GUYS THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?
LEROY'S BEEN GETTING US TO FIGHT AMONGST OURSELVES.
HEY, LEROY STOLE MY FACE!
UH, I CAN EXPLAIN THIS.
I'M IN TROUBLE, AREN'T I?
Cats: YES.
I SHOULD RUN, SHOULDN'T I?
Cats: YES.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
BYE!
[YELLING]
ONE FOR ALL...
AND ALL FOR ONE.
CHARGE!
COME BACK...
JACK!
DUH, I'M MAD.
[PANTING]
YOU'RE KAFLOOEY, LEROY!
WELL, DIVIDE AND CLOBBER DIDN'T WORK,
SO I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR PLAN B--
RUN AND HIDE.
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SO MUCH FOR PLAN B.
THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE, LEROY!
IT'S A BIG WORLD!
THE JUNKYARD BUNCH WILL HAVE YOU FOR LUNCH.
Mungo: DUH, BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY.
Hector: MUNGO, WILL YOU BE QUIET?
SOMETIMES GIVING YOUR DOG HIS VITAMIN ISN'T AN EASY JOB.
HERE BOY, TAKE YOUR VITAMIN.
I SAID TAKE YOUR VITAMIN!
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
SO WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING, HIDE IT IN HIS FOOD
AT FEEDING TIME.
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.